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Why do I want to be in your movie? I could give some ass-kissing answer about how great you all are, or how much in love with Seth Rogen I am. I could give a snarky, witty retort about how I don't really care if I am chosen or not. I could  tell you a heartwarming story involving deceased family members and insufficient funds. I could win you over with charm, dazzle you with cleverness, or sway you with sentimentality.

That's why I should be in your movie. I have range.

And everybody else sucks way more than me.
 
 
How I Feel: productive
 
 
gertie_flirty
06 November 2008 @ 07:41 am
My brain hurts.

 

Somebody said the New Deal didn't create jobs.

And somebody Godwinned themselves with a Obama/Hitler comparison. 

And somebody else said that they don't like the fact Obama says the United States are UNITED, because they are an indivdual. 

wat wat wat seccessionist much

And a gay furry said they would have voted on Prop 8.

And yet more people in the mainstream goddamned media are saying Barack was elected because he was black.

What the shit, America.

 
 
How I Feel: confused
 
 
gertie_flirty
03 November 2008 @ 01:17 am
gertie_flirty I apparently deserve AIDS because I said something bad about Kat's boyfriend. less than 5 seconds ago from web

gertie_flirty Watching Sunny. 5:30 AM Oct 31st from web

gertie_flirty Okay, so I signed up for LoudTwitter, so I better start twittering. Twitterpating. Tweeting. TALKING IN SHORT, NONCOMPLETE SENTENCES. 5:28 AM Oct 31st from web

http://twitter.com/gertie_flirty
 
 
How I Feel: artistic
 
 
gertie_flirty
29 October 2008 @ 08:31 am
 And it was cool.

I might see him again on Thurs.
 
 
How I Feel: enthralled
 
 
gertie_flirty
24 October 2008 @ 05:48 pm
And I don't care who knows it.

I don't really have a problem with John McCain. I think he's slowly becoming the most liberal Republican ever, and the bullshit he's spewing out right now is to appeal to his base. Which is fine, whatever. He's a little too hung up on the military, but it's perfectly understandable. All in all, he seems reasonable, at the very least.

However, he is very old. And past the average life expectancy for a white American male, so he could very well die for no good reason any day now.

And then Sarah Palin could be president.

This thought disgusts me. 

She is absolutely one of the stupidest people I have ever seen been in the public spotlight.

Having worked in various customer service settings since I was 14 years old, I encountered people just like her every day in the "real world." The kind of women who yaks on her cell phone while driving a minivan full of rotten spoiled children to soccer practice. The kind of entitled speshul snowflake who doesn't understand why she needs her receipt to return merchandise, despite the fact it's been policy in every store I could ever think of for the past 40 years. The kind of woman who gets her steak well done in restauraunts, then complains about the long ass time it takes to burn the steak into a piece of rough shoe leather, then ends up sending it back anyway because she thinks she sees maybe just a tiny little bit of pink in the middle. 

She is what my friends over at customers_suck would call an "EB" -- or "Entitled Bitch." She should  be treated better than everyone else, just because she's never had anyone talk to her impolitlely before! Why would anyone say anthing bad about her? Isn't she sweet? Isn't she pretty? Doesn't she just warm your little heart till you feel full of down home goodness?

NO.

Miss Palin, you are not allowed to refuse to answer questions, to hide away from the American public, straight up lie about positions you've held, or dance around potential scandal just because you are pretty. Just because you're a mommy. Just because you say adorable things like "golly." 

You could potentially be leading our country. At least W appears to have the appropriate "scared shitless" look 90% of the time.

And then, you want to turn around and say we should more closely examine Barack Obama, because he sorta knew Bill Ayers, once. Hilary Clinton already pointed that out a year ago, you worthless bint. In fact, Clinton has done more damage to Obama's campaign than you could ever do. She's already trashed him up and down the road so thoroughly that there's nothing left to point out. 

And you lied about the Bridge to Nowhere! I know it's not even a Big Thing, as far as political scandals go, because it didn't involve sex or . . . well, sex, but you still lied. You keep saying you said "Thanks, but no thanks" in your whiny little nasal voice, but you didn't. In fact, you said, "Thanks a bunch, fellas! Oh, wait? We're not gonna build it? Well, you don't mind if we keep all this money for it then, do ya? Swell!"

And people make excuses for her! Even my own roommate says he's trying to go easy on her. WHY? WHAT'S THE POINT? She doesn't deserve your sympathy! She is absolutely a rotten candidate for anything, ever, and deserves to be slammed.  I am one of the first people to get riled up over powerful woman's portrayal in the media -- they are usually treated more harshly than they deserve. So a few people use that excuse to go lightly on Sarah Palin, but they shouldn't. 

I read an article that says liberal women hate Sarah Palin because she is a mother with a successful career, which of course family-hating feminazi liberal women can't believe exist or it will ruin their perfect little dream of sacrificing children so they can all be emascualting bitcy business women. 

I can disprove that easily, as one of my main desires in life is to get married and have several children, as many as my husband will agree upon. I'll be taking his name when I get married! I'll cook! I'll clean! I'll get the kids ready for school and do my best to settle them down for bed! And hopefully during this time I'll find some way to draw comic books (my chosen career choice). I have no problem with women having careers, I have no problem with women having children. I have no problem with women doing both!

However, I don't think anyone with five children (four under the age of 18), male or female should be President at all. Mainly, for the children's sake. As President, you have to put your country first, and your children won't always understand that. (I do have a big problem with nannies -- it's one thing if you genuinely need one for a legitmate reason, and another thing if you have three nannies so you never actually have to deal with your children's problems). 

It's come to such a point now that I automatically assume you must be a crazy racist idiot to support McCain/Palin. Maybe if it was McCain/Anyone Else there would be a little leeway. But the absolute hatred and stupidity coming from her side of the camp confounds and angers me. 

Barack  Obama may not be perfect. But he has amazing leadership skills and a wisdom beyond his years. Joe Biden can be condescending, and makes hilarious gaffes all the time, but he's got a level head on his shoulders and would definitely know how to run the country. I know I've jokingly commented how I really hate white people, and how I've eagerly been anticipating Obama being elected president because white people will be really uncomfortable for the next four years, but shit has come to blows.

Stop defending Sarah Palin. There's nothing there worth defending. And if you honestly can, for any reason, I think you're wrong, and an idiot. 

And that's what really grinds my gears.

(lol i quoted family guy so obviously now my whole opinion is NULL AND VOID)
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Place I Be: cold and alone
How I Feel: annoyed
Rocking The House With: I Want You -- Rachael Yamagata
 
 
gertie_flirty
17 October 2008 @ 03:34 am
Okay, so I'm lol'ing like no one's business.

 

I'm watching this episode of Cold Case that began with Heat of teh Moment and now the plot's devolved into Footloose.

What the shit, they are dancing in the produce section of a  grocery store.

I AM LAUGHING. 

 
 
How I Feel: amused
Rocking The House With: I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
 
 
gertie_flirty
11 October 2008 @ 03:47 pm
I'm not even kidding.

So right now I am working on arts and listening to Man Vs Wild play in the other room.

He's a badass, son. No joke.
 
 
Place I Be: cole's room
How I Feel: chipper
Rocking The House With: talking 'bout my generation
 
 
gertie_flirty
08 October 2008 @ 11:04 pm
Okay, okay.

So I just had a great idea for a tv show. It would be called Who Wants to Be a Comic Book Artist? It would be sort of like Project Runway with comics instead of dresses.

Basically, every week, contestants would show off their comic making skills. One week would be all about penciling, the next would focus on digital work. One challenge might include making a comic out of nothing but construction paper, scissors, and glue. Or they would have to show off their mad storytelling skillz by putting together a skit or play.

It could totally air on Sci-fi, and every greasy nerd in the world would watch it and try out.

SERIOUSLY THIS IS A GREAT IDEA I AM A GENIUS.
 
 
How I Feel: dorky
 
 
gertie_flirty
03 October 2008 @ 05:38 pm
i'm broke. ;_;

i might end up homeless and dead

i dunno what i'm gonna do
 
 
How I Feel: drained
 
 
gertie_flirty
16 September 2008 @ 09:25 pm
OP:*Fringe thread*
 
did i just see tits?
 
User A: I thought X-Files was over
 
user B: This is X-Files 2: Electric Boogaloo. 
 
Where everybody says, "Hey, aren't you ripping off X-Files?" and the creators act all surprised and say, "Actually, we were trying to rip off House," but really, they're just ripping off Alias.
 
User C: Alias had fuck all to do with phenomenon like Fringe.
 
X-Files was aliens. Fringe isn't.
 
Pay the fuck attention
 
User D: X-Files was aliens
 
Yeah, on one out of every nine or ten episodes or so. This is all the same shit.
 
User C: Oh well, you can still shut the fuck up. Unexplainable phenomenon is not a concept owned by X-Files.
 
User D: Neither is FBI agents in a department specifically designated for figuring out cases involving the unexplained.. but hmmm.. that sounds like a pretty similar (exact same) concept. 
 
 
How I Feel: amused
 
 
gertie_flirty
08 September 2008 @ 11:21 pm
So so so so I wrote a snippet of a plot bunny where I "fix" the end of series 4 of Doctor Who.

It's not very good, but I'll post it here anyway.

Notes: I'm not shipping the two characters, just . . . this is what came to mind. Not shipping, though. Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .

Who are you and why have you been following me? )


Yeah, yeah. I know.



 
 
Place I Be: uncomfortable city
How I Feel: crazy
Rocking The House With: Requiem of Some Sort
 
 
gertie_flirty
08 September 2008 @ 08:28 pm
Thanks to the Wayback Machine, I found Bridget and Jamie's Fanfics and Food, my favorite Ranma fanfic site back in the day.

. . .

*stays up all night reading*
 
 
Place I Be: chillaxin at home
How I Feel: jubilant
Rocking The House With: Oh No You Didn't
 
 
gertie_flirty
03 September 2008 @ 07:59 pm
What? More icons!

[4] Doctor Who
[5] Pushing Daisies
[3] Pineapple Express
[1] Star Trek Voyager

Une tastore:


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gertie_flirty
28 August 2008 @ 06:54 am
Sometimes, I remember just how whack a show Ranma 1/2 actually was.




I still tear up at this video, though.

Great friendship.
 
 
How I Feel: chipper
 
 
gertie_flirty
28 August 2008 @ 04:58 am
yesh  
Woot! Here's all mah icons I've made:

[15]Doctor Who

donna is my hero

more 100x100 stuffs )

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How I Feel: creative
Rocking The House With: Star Trek Voyager theme
 
 
gertie_flirty
27 August 2008 @ 02:02 am
Trying to make icons . . . I'm working with a touchpad and the GIMP/MSpaint, so it's taking awhile.

These are the only two I have so far:



I <3 Mickey.  And Prof. Yana.

wheehoo . . . *doesn't sleep*
 
 
How I Feel: awake
Rocking The House With: Summer Lovin'
 
 
gertie_flirty
26 August 2008 @ 05:06 am
I TOTALLY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE
 
 
gertie_flirty
26 August 2008 @ 04:10 am
I always enjoy the fact that companions of the Doctor always end up talking like the Doctor after they've traveled with him . . .

You see it with Rose, Sarah Jane, Jack, Martha . . . even Jenny!

Just by him being in your life for a short time, you seem to change . . .

Unless you're Donna and you get totally mind-wiped. ;_;

And when the Doctor had the flash back to all the people who had died in his name, I teared up a little . . . and then they showed River Song and I was like, "Pssh, whatever."

It was really odd, actually, how much she completely took me out of everything and robbed me of my emotions. I really can't stand her stupid ugly face. Ugh. I've defended all of the other companions, no matter if they were chav, rude and ginger, or forgettable and overwhelmed . . . but River Song pisses me off, the smug little Sue.

THAT'S RIGHT SHE'S A SUE. AND AMONG ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS WHO HAVE EVER APPEARED ON DOCTOR WHO, I WON'T CALL A ONE OF THEM A SUE EXCEPT FOR RIVER FUCKING SONG.

*grr*

Hate.
 
 
Place I Be: propped up
How I Feel: aggravated
Rocking The House With: The Flaming Lips
 
 
gertie_flirty
21 August 2008 @ 02:48 am
That I want kids someday (not anytime soon)

And my boyfriend (who recently did say he loves me, yay times) wants kids someday, also not anytime soon

But he doesn't want to have them with me?

Well, that's not exactly the case. Here's the sitch (beep boo bee boop):

Having a conversation while lying in bed with BF. Talking about something, at one point I mention how "I DO want kids one day, just not for a long, long while . . . not anytime soon."

Boyfriend replies, "Well, not with me, right?"

I'm so shocked I kind of shake it off casually and go, "No way, man." and change the subject.

. . . he said it in kind of this tone where he sounded like he REALLY doesn't want to have kids with me, ever.

Not like I want kids right now, but I mean . . . I don't think he thinks our relationship has a future at all. He's kind of passive-aggressive about his fear of commitment. I wish he would just come out and go, "Man, I really care about you and all, but I'm not really thinking of this as a long term thing."

At least then, I'd know where we're going. Or not going, as the case may be.

I mean, we've been dating for a year . . . if he doesn't want any kind of future with me, I wish he'd just be straightforward about it. I don't really want to lose him, but this kind of passive-aggressiveness just makes me insecure and want to call him out on some bullshit.

Of course, I'm a cowardly shit that can't just ask "So where do you think our relationship is going?"

Blagh. I suck more than he does.
 
 
How I Feel: annoyed
Rocking The House With: Debussy
 
 
gertie_flirty
19 August 2008 @ 09:30 am
I bet there are 10,000 entries on LJ with that same title.

I am hungry and want McDonald's.

My ear still hurts extremely badly. I wish I was dead.

Not really, but still.

I hate being a telemarketer. Shitsux.
 
 
How I Feel: gloomy
Rocking The House With: XYZ Affair -- All My Friends
 
 
 
 

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